Accent Identification: A Gluteman Tale 🍑🗣⚔

10 Questions
5 Minuets
1.
Gluteman, a pink blob with large glutes and a perpetual smile, bounded through the city, his cheerful energy contagious.
2.
Beside him, Dickie McKay, his muscular and chiseled friend, kept pace, his piercing green eyes scanning for trouble.
3.
A gang of shadowy figures appeared, causing chaos. Gluteman’s glutes flexed with power, launching him into the fray.
4.
Dickie, ever the protector, fought alongside Gluteman, his strength unmatched as he effortlessly disarmed the thugs.
5.
Between punches and kicks, Dickie stole glances at Gluteman, his admiration growing for the pink blob’s unwavering joy.
6.
In a brief lull, Gluteman caught Dickie’s gaze, his smile softening. “Thanks for always having my back, Dickie.”
7.
Dickie, feeling a warmth in his chest, responded, “I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else, Gluteman. You’re amazing.”
8.
The battle raged on, but their connection deepened with each shared glance and word, unspoken feelings simmering.
9.
After the fight, exhausted but victorious, Gluteman and Dickie stood side by side, their bond stronger than ever.
10.
As the sun set, Dickie finally confessed, “Gluteman, I think I’ve fallen for you.” Gluteman’s smile grew even wider.
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